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dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

It’s tough to get the 3rd t.

I was once at a kids birthday party and they couldn’t get the piñata broken so I shot it open and everyone clapped then the kids took the candy and all the moms put out and I found a crisp $50 bill in the couch.

You don’t get moments like that without a lady derringer in your fanny pack, friendo.

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