I swear, librarians are the only thing standing between humanity and true greatness!
Comment on Librarians Are Tired of Being Accused of Hiding Secret Books That Were Made Up by AI
b_tr3e@feddit.org 2 weeks ago
No AI needed for that. These bloody librarinans wouldn’t let us have the Necronomicon either. Selfish bastards…
Naevermix@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
b_tr3e@feddit.org 2 weeks ago
There’s only the One High and Mighty who can bring true greatness to humanity! Praise Cthulhu!
titanicx@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
You’re really discounting the power of the Claw!
b_tr3e@feddit.org 2 weeks ago
Me walking up to you
And whisper in your eager ear
You whisper back to me
And he begins to see, he feels the claw is near
Certainly nöt.
GeekFTW@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
Ia! Ia!
RalfWausE@feddit.org 2 weeks ago
This one is on you. MY copy of the necronomicon firmly sits in my library in the west wing…
mPony@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
it sits on whatever shelf it sees fit to sit on, on any given day.
Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Well maybe if people could just say the three words right, they wouldn’t need to.
SocialMediaRefugee@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
The Simpsons showed us the danger of the occult section in the library.
smh@slrpnk.net 2 weeks ago
Am librarian. Here you go
b_tr3e@feddit.org 2 weeks ago
Very funny… Yäääh! Shabb nigurath… wrdlbrmbfd,
glitchdx@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Some pages are omitted. Yeah. There’s like four pages of 300. I’m disappointed beyond measure and my day is ruined.
smh@slrpnk.net 2 weeks ago
My bad. I should have linked directly to the one in the Miskatonic University archive. (it takes a while to load, but it does load for me, all the pages)
glitchdx@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
awesome, thank you