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BootyEnthusiast@lemmy.dbzer0.com 22 hours ago
I didn’t fuck my Vaporeon. I didn’t cum on my Vaporeon. I didn’t put my dick anywhere near my Vaporeon. I’ve never done anything weird with my Eveelutions. I promised myself I wasn’t going to make apology videos after last years thing so I’m just trying to be as short and honest with this as possible.
tomiant@piefed.social 21 hours ago
My “I didn’t fuck my Vaporeon” T-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by the T-shirt.
tetris11@feddit.uk 21 hours ago
That’s silly. Can’t they read?
krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 18 hours ago
I mean. If you stop and think about it. Why would someone that fucked their capotes wear a shirt that said they didn’t fuck their apron? It makes no sense!