They need to identify threats to Texas democracy: specifically anyone who turns off their TV during an episode of Walker: Texas Ranger.
MasterBlaster@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Since this is Texas, I’m predicting the suit will be settled once they secure a contract that ensures they get copies of every collection in Texas, indexed by name, address, and if available, SSN in perpetuity.
pinball_wizard@lemmy.zip 2 days ago
Crashumbc@lemmy.world 2 days ago
It still upsets me that Chucky turned out to be such a horrible shit strain of a human…
luciferofastora@feddit.org 2 days ago
I mean, once they’re a state-sanctioned invader, it’s not longer illegal
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 2 days ago
palintir sure wants this data.
RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 2 days ago
And if they watch liberal or spanish-language programming.
Johnmannesca@lemmy.world 2 days ago
So basically everyone far enough South? Narrows down pretty easily once you can determine where Tejano radio stations are broadcast, no awkwardly invasive tech required at all, just good old classic detective work that only requires a modicum of critical thought!