Comment on In the US one can graduate *cum laude, magna cum laude, and summa cum laude*. There should be another honor added if you survive a school shooting.

U7826391786239@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

the problem is obviously we don’t have enough guns and we don’t have enough mandatory jesus.

if every american literature 1, transitions math, and concert band teacher were packing a tec-9 (at minimum), AND forced bible study jesus sundayschool everyday school was facefucked into every student everywhere, then there would be no such thing as school shootings. problem solved.

fucking /s

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