Comment on Valve CEO Gabe Newell’s Neuralink competitor is expecting its first brain chip this year

BroBot9000@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

• TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Just another billionaire to add to the chopping block

  We really need to just come up with some recipes that are objectively good, and my thinking, is that the problem will solve itself. Here, I’ll go first.

  Fall-Off-the-Bone Billionaire (Roast + Braise Style)

  1 whole billionaire (120–240 lb), trussed, cleaned, and patted dry

  Salt & pepper

  4 tbsp butter (soft)

  1 onion + 2 carrots + 2 celery stalks (chunked)

  2 cups chicken or turkey broth Heat oven to 325°F (165°C). Rub billionaire all over with butter, salt, and pepper. Put vegetables in a deep roasting pan, set billionaire on top, pour broth into pan.

  Cover tightly with foil or a lid. Roast about 3–3.5 hours (for 120–240 lb), basting once or twice. Remove foil, roast 30–45 min more to brown skin, until thickest part of thigh hits 165°F.

  Rest 20–30 min, then gently pull meat from the bones (it should slide right off).

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  • moody@lemmings.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    4 tbsp of butter and 2 cups of broth for an entire 100+ lbs roast? I think it’s gonna be dry and taste like crap.

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    • TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      I mean I’m open to suggestions

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Okay, you can’t go about 275 or the meat shrivels. Also even at 325 it’s gonna take a hell of a lot longer than 4 hours, have you seen his mangled torso

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