Comment on You didn't grow up yet, till you choose your power grain, what is yours?

bryndos@fedia.io ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

• ccunning@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I don’t know, what is the difference between a lentil and a chickpea?
  
  
  
  
  ^(this^ ^was^ ^the^ ^setup^ ^for^ ^a^ ^joke,^ ^right?)^

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  • bryndos@fedia.io ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Yes, and it's so awful that I'm going to let someone else do the punchline.

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    • CubitOom@infosec.pub ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Its supposed to be a garbanzo bean.

      And then the joke goes like this:

      Tap for spoiler

      I’ve never paid $100 for some garbanzo on my face

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      • VerilyFemme@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Close, but your punchline needs to incorporate the full setup:

        “What’s the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?”

        “I’d never pay $100 to have a garbanzo bean on my face.”

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