Comment on I just came in your cereal. AMA
hansolo@lemmy.today 1 month ago
I don’t eat cereal. Whose did you actually ejaculate into and are you prepared for the sexual assault charge?
Comment on I just came in your cereal. AMA
hansolo@lemmy.today 1 month ago
I don’t eat cereal. Whose did you actually ejaculate into and are you prepared for the sexual assault charge?
gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Cereal is well known for being really bad at testifying in court.
hansolo@lemmy.today 1 month ago
Yes, but trying to trick someone else onto eating your reproductive bodily fluids is sexual assault.
gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
No tricks here! I was very up front about it.