Comment on People that have face/butt labeled towels must do a terrible job washing their butts

• burntbacon@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Well, one of us is getting their hair pulled in bed tonight, then softly stroked and twirled around the lover’s fingers…

  and I don’t think it’s you.

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  • skeptomatic@lemmy.ca ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I’m just kidding around.
    But you’re right. I’m away from my wife atm, so not me.

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    • burntbacon@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      OOoooooh, aight. Well, in that case, let me give you some advice I got from my 15 year old friend when I was 13: conditioner is dangerous, shampoo will do.

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      • skeptomatic@lemmy.ca ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Ok bud. Whatever that means, you do you.

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