There’s no way. Two tons of flapjacks would need an aircraft flying at an altitude where the pancakes would disperse wide enough tha I’d receive a significant pelting, but would not die. You’ve absolutely lost your mind! 😬
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Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 6 hours agoI think pancakes COULD kill you. You just need enough of them. Like imagine 2 tons of pancakes fell from the sky, and right onto you.
PancakesCantKillMe@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 5 hours ago
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