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bramen49@lemmy.ml ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

• PancakesCantKillMe@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  There is no sarcasm here. You are right. They’d love that.

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  • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I think pancakes COULD kill you. You just need enough of them. Like imagine 2 tons of pancakes fell from the sky, and right onto you.

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    • southsamurai@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

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    • PancakesCantKillMe@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      There’s no way. Two tons of flapjacks would need an aircraft flying at an altitude where the pancakes would disperse wide enough tha I’d receive a significant pelting, but would not die. You’ve absolutely lost your mind! 😬

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