Comment on The moment we've all been waiting for: you now can have targeted ads on your 2k smartfridge

Tigeroovy@lemmy.ca ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

• FelixCress@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I’m never buying a “smart” appliance for my home if I can help it.

  None of these need this shit. Give me basic ass buttons. I just need my fridge to be cold, make ice, and spit out water. That’s as smart as I want.

  Yeah, the same applies to wives. She just needs to cook, clean and swallow. That’s as smart as I want.

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  • Apytele@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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  • FridaySteve@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    What the fuck

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    • FelixCress@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      That too.

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      • arbo@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        this is some edgelord cringe

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      • FridaySteve@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I’m sitting at home in my tracksuit watching my Andrew Dice Clay tapes and an ad comes on but I’m so deep into a quart of Red, White, and Blue that I can’t find the fast forward button on the remote. Better post on lemmy

        Call the nurse, smells like grandpa needs to be changed again.

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• ArchmageAzor@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Do you not have a faucet?

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  • Tigeroovy@lemmy.ca ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I do, but the fridge has colder filtered water.

    I didn’t buy this fridge, mind you.

    But I used to just have a filtered jug in the fridge, the tap is fine but it’s nice to have very cold water when you want it.

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  • hereiamagain@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Ice and water fun a fridge is a luxury, but a nice luxury, and requires zero computers to do it

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• Sabata11792@ani.social ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I paid around $200 extra for a washer/dryer that did not have built in malware and internet access.

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• kkj@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I’m all in favor of smart appliances… as long as they don’t connect to the Internet. Give me a local HomeAssistant integration. That way, I can check what’s in my refrigerator from my bed without worrying about it showing me ads.

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  • toddestan@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    If I really wanted something like that, I’d just buy a dumb fridge and rig up a camera inside of it.

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    • kkj@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I’d be worried about either compromising the insulation or having to charge my fridge camera. Remember, this is me going to great lengths to be lazy.

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