Comment on Brushing teeth before going to the dentist has the same motivator as shaving pubes before going to the gynecologist: If someone's going to be looking inside there, you want it to look nice.
Why? I’m paying for them to do it. You don’t crank one out before getting a happy ending.
I think a closer analogy would be more like “I don’t shower before I ask a hooker to tongue blast my fudge machine”
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TheReanuKeeves@lemmy.world 17 hours ago
I think a closer analogy would be more like “I don’t shower before I ask a hooker to tongue blast my fudge machine”
FenderStratocaster@lemmy.world 17 hours ago
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