Pray tell I never run into someone like you if you ever come to the store I work at to do any or all of those things. I will make your death slow and painful. I will restrain you to a shopping cart and I will pay a trip to the hardware section so I can test the effects that each tool will have on your body. Then, we'll pay a visit to the chemicals section and I'll happily have you sample each chemical I've always wondered in how it'd taste but you'd be my test subject for that. Then we'll pay a visit to the automotive section for more experimenting, where you'll probably face more painful tortures, before I unceremoniously dump you into a baler and happily turn the key to crush you.

And when people ask me as I am arrested for the obvious murder, I'll point them exactly to this post of yours. While saying "this is the dumbfuck who thought they knew how to start a revolution".