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NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

I’ve been told my nudes are very tasteful. They want a sexy picture of you with your junk showing, (preferably full nudes, or pants fully down, nobody looks appealing with a frank and beans spilling out of their zipper) and not just a picture of your schlong.

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HappySkullsplitter@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago
I just put a little top hat on my dick and call it good

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- Walk_blesseD@piefed.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago
  C’mon, at least draw on a smile, stick on some googly eyes, trim off a bit of your pubes and paste them on styled as muttonchops…
  
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DupaCycki@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago
Can you show us an example for reference?

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- NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago
  Notasharkinamansuit don’t freak for free.
  
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BoxOfFeet@lemmy.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago
It’s efficiency. The subject matter is the frank n’ beans, who cares about the rest? Likewise, I would be perfectly content with receiving faceless melons flopped out of a bra.

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- NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago
  If it works for you then it works for you, but I’m telling you that nothing soaks panties like a candid shot of you nude while washing the dishes or cooking. Toss an apron on to leave something to the imagination for extra points, it’s like lingerie for dudes.
  
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