Comment on If I were a waiter, I would describe the days soup as "Very hot, and very wet"

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phorq@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

The key is to really make it sound like you’re telling a story, offhand jokes aren’t normally formatted like that.

"Be careful, a table accidentally lost their forks in the chicken, and I really used to like them… "

Do not give any details because in your mind it’s self explanatory what you mean. If they ask how that happened, that’s when you respond: “turns out soup is hot and wet.”

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