Comment on If I'm going to die I might as well do it one more time
minimum@mander.xyz 1 week ago
Disclaimer: he was most likely not actually masturbating in his final moments. A more probable explanation is that the hot pyroclastic flow from Mt. Vesuvius forcefully contracted his muscles, leaving him in that state.
Mickey7@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Sounds like you are trying to cover for him jerking it one last time