Comment on If I'm going to die I might as well do it one more time

minimum@mander.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

Disclaimer: he was most likely not actually masturbating in his final moments. A more probable explanation is that the hot pyroclastic flow from Mt. Vesuvius forcefully contracted his muscles, leaving him in that state.

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