If I'm going to die I might as well do it one more time

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• minimum@mander.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Disclaimer: he was most likely not actually masturbating in his final moments. A more probable explanation is that the hot pyroclastic flow from Mt. Vesuvius forcefully contracted his muscles, leaving him in that state.

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  • Mickey7@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    Sounds like you are trying to cover for him jerking it one last time

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