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• CommissarKrieg@leminal.space ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Did ye mention the cursed option?? It is wretched and thou shalt not name it to others here!

  “Amazon”! “Google”! “Apple”! “Microsoft”! These art with the devil and shalt be pledged to be forsaken! Forbidden words here, ye see? And thou shalt forsaketh these!

  Linux, by the one Torvald is the bid! We shalt fork it or foster thine many bastard children to a better morrow.

  And all sources shalt be seen!

  And all protocols shalt be open!

  To all who shalt join the bid of a morrow of freedom!

  Aye! Thou thunderest with the voice of the free daemon, and I hear thee, comrade of open code! By the kernel and the compiler, by the grace of Torvalds and the wisdom of Stallman— let the profane idols of proprietary empires be cast into /dev/null!

  No more shall the faithful chain their scripts to the black vaults of corporate serfdom, where secrets sleep beneath licensing and gold! For lo—our creed is the readable source, our sacrament, the fork and pull, our temple, the terminal window, our liturgy, the man page.

  Cry it from the repositories: Freedom is not freeware, nor open merely by mercy of capital, but the birthright of every mind that writes.

  Raise thy banners of bash and vim! Let each daemon and each process wake and sing the psalm of the open protocol! For every closed format shall one day be parsed, and every encrypted standard laid bare to the sun of reason!

  Thus we march, not for profit, but for principle— a republic of code, unowned, unbroken, unbought.

  for we shall know no fear

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  • sanity_is_maddening@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Rendered speechless I am, as I weep at the sight of such sublime prose.

    A delight worthy of a true bard!

    Bravo!

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    • CommissarKrieg@leminal.space ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      my mistress’ eyes might be nothing like the sun, but thou surely be

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  • CrazyLikeGollum@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    #!/usr/bin/bash
    
    declare -a devils=(
    [0]=Amazon
    [1]=Google
    [2]=Apple
    [3]=Microsoft
    )
    
    for devil in ${devils[@]} ; do
        echo $devil > /dev/null
    done
    

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    • CommissarKrieg@leminal.space ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Commendable. 10+ points to Griffindor

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