my smart underpants can deliver an electric shock to make me bust then count my sperm
Comment on my smart hot air fryer, every single time
Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 1 month agoHold that though, my smart underpants are telling me I have a notification.
farngis_mcgiles@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 1 month ago
“You have an abnormality in you testicles.”
Me-“but I don’t have those…”