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Of course I want to bang surface dwellers, cousin. You know that after I left the Underdark, I pleasured a woman without a spider crawling across my ass for the first time? That almost never happens upland, it really lets you focus on the task at hand. And most of the women there will ask before sitting on your face.

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teft@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago
Ew, gross. I’ll be reporting you to the nearest inquisitor.

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- Apeman42@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago
  Quite an experience to live in fear, isn’t it? That’s what it is to be a slave.
  
  I’ve seen tits you people wouldn’t believe. Orcish knockers around a fire off the shoulder of the Chionthar. I watched pierced nips glitter in the dark near Baldur’s Gate. All those moments will be lost in time… like tears in rain… Time to die.
  
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