And y’all made fun of me for putting sunscreen on my asshole!
Comment on YouTube will start using AI to guess your age.
phutatorius@lemmy.zip 3 months ago
They’ll be counting the wrinkies on my asshole.
bhamlin@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Comment on YouTube will start using AI to guess your age.
phutatorius@lemmy.zip 3 months ago
They’ll be counting the wrinkies on my asshole.
And y’all made fun of me for putting sunscreen on my asshole!
lemmyknow@lemmy.today 3 months ago
When you log into YouTube, a patented recog device does read your anus to confirm your identity. Its CCDs convert light into text-based codes, which represent your unique fingerprint of anal terrain.
prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
In an alternate universe you wedge your iScan device into your butt cheeks so it maintains constant positive biometric contact with you as your token for authentication.
Your passcode plus biometric scan.
lemmyknow@lemmy.today 2 months ago
I present to you the future: smart pipe