Comment on People using fancy characters in their online username ironically makes them harder to be searched

NaibofTabr@infosec.pub ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

• TheImpressiveX@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  The next day: ‘What? Six bank robberies!? But I just vandalized the library!’ ‘Nice try. They saw your plate with all the 1’s and I’s.’ ‘That’s impossible! I’ve been with my car the whole ti-- … wait. Ok, wow, that was clever of her.’

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• wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  That’s why you get some friends together to all have similar plates. Similar cars too, if possible.

  “Was it the gray Corolla, or the gray Camry? Was de-badged?” “They are all de-badged! What about the prius from the bank robbery?” “There are three cyan prii, that fled from that” “Were they driving an LE or SE model trim?” “No idea, did anyone check what wheels they had?” “Oh, they are known to swap the wheels of the different trims of that generation” “I’ve heard that they wrap the cars before they pull a job, so they don’t expose the real paint job” “GAHHHH”

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  • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    That’s why you get some friends together to all have similar plates. Similar cars too, if possible.

    Yeah, if you want conspiracy and RICO charges added to make sure you spend the rest of your life being tortured in prisons…

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    • wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      I mean I think the Toyota Corolla is still the most popular new car worldwide, and bland colors like white and gray are the most common as they are neutral colors that everyone seems to be okay with. Not our fault we want to use dependable boring transportation for our families, officer…

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• __siru__@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  How is it that there is always a fitting xkcd no matter what kind of hilarious situation is mentioned?

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  • AwesomeLowlander@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

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    (Not actually Randall)

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