I mean, I’ve gotten drugs from sketchier people. And if we’re talking about stimulants, that’s almost an advertising point. “So good, it got Elon pulling up floorboards and crashing servers!” is a decent testament to how strong it is.
Plus, if this was a serious conversation, the first thing I would do would be to test for purity and contaminants. Test kits are relatively cheap, and even if you’re open to getting baby powder spiked with bath salts in place of cocaine, it’s better to know what you’re getting into. Test your drugs, people!
redcalcium@lemmy.institute 1 year ago
Some poor engineers getting paged late at night:
“WTF?! Why does the servers is shutting down one after another? Do we have a rodent on the loose in Sacramento?”
*Check CCTV*
“What is that thing crawling under the floorboard?”
Honytawk@lemmy.zip 1 year ago
It was a Muskrat, very damaging to your companies infrastructure. Some even deem them a plague.
Agent641@lemmy.world 1 year ago
“Rodents. Release the halon gas.”
“Wait no, thats Elon Musk!”
“…”
“Release the gas.”