Conservatives: super worried that a 17yr old might see a nipple and be forever “corrupted”.

Also conservatives: let’s force small children to read and know by heart a book that has:

GENESIS

4:17 Cain marries his sister? 4:19 Man “took unto him 2 wives” 12:13-19 Man prostitutes wife 16:2-4 Wife to hubby: “go in unto my maid” 17:9-14 “Ye shall circumcise the flesh of your foreskin” 19:1-8 Rape virgins instead of male angels 19:30-38 “Righteous man” impregnates his 2 daughters while drunk 20:2-12 Man prostitutes wife again 20:12 Woman married to half-brother 22:24 Bible’s first “concubine” 24:2-3,9 Place your hand “under the thigh” (sexual organs) of someone swearing sacred oaths 25:1-6 Keeping mistresses is not adultery Ch. 29·30 Sordid tales of surrogate motherhood 30:3 Woman gives handmaid for hubby’s sexual use 30:9 More sordid marital triangles 32:25 God grabs Jacob’s testicles 34:1-31 Brothers are riled when sister is defiled 34:25 Circumcised men “were sore” 35:22 Man sleeps with father’s concubine 38:8-10 Onan’s method of birth control (withdrawal ejaculation) not approved 38:12-30 Woman “plays the harlot” to seduce father-in-law 39:7-20 Woman tries to rape man 47:29 Man ordered to place hand under father’s thigh

EXODUS 4:25 Mom cuts off son’s foreskin with (ouch!) stone 20:26 God specifies building of altar to prevent exposure to nakedness 21:7-11 Female servants can be used for sex 21:10 Rule permits polygamy 22:19 Death decreed for bestiality

LEVITICUS 12:1-8 Bible calls childbirth a sin 15:16-18 Sperm and intercourse are unclean 15:19-33 Menstruation unclean; elaborate rules 15:29-30 Women require sin offering for menstrual periods 18:22 Homosexuality declared an abomination 18:23 More bestiality 19:20-22 Man gets forgiven, slave girl gets flogging 20:10 Adulterers shall be put to death 20:13 Death decreed for homosexuals 20:15-16 Death decreed for bestiality (human & beast) 21:9 Burn whore-daughters of priests 26:29 Curse: Eat your sons and daughters

NUMBERS 5:11-31 Fidelity test (belly rot) for women only 25:1 “People began to commit whoredom” 25:4 “Take all the heads of the people, and hang them up before the Lord” 25:6-8 Holy man impales woman through her belly 31:17-18 Virgins raped as war booty

DEUTERONOMY 21:10-14 God okays captured maidens as trial wives 22:5 Men’s clothing not to be worn by women & vice versa 22:13-21 A bride not a virgin must die 22:23-26 Virgin raped in city given no pity 22:28-29 Paying father to have sex with daughter 23:1 Man “wounded in the stones” (testicles) can’t enter congregation 23:2 Children born out of wedlock condemned as bastards to 1Oth generation 23:10-11 Nocturnal emissions discussed 23:12-14 Defecation: Carry paddle, dig hole, & cover up 25:5-10 Woman has sexual cause to spit in man’s face 25:11-12 A woman shall have her hand cut off for touching a man’s penis 28:27 Hemorrhoids (“emerods”) a punishment for sin 28:30 Lord’s curse: Another man shall lie with groom’s bride first 28:53-57 Curse: Eat your own body & children

JUDGES 3:20-22 Dagger in fat king’s gut gets “dirt” out 4:21-22 Hammer & nail murder by woman 8:30 Gideon had many wives, concubines Ch. 11 Virgin daughter sacrificed to God 14:20 Samson gives away wife to another man 16:1 Samson “went in unto” harlot 16:4-19 Biblical game of S & M 19:1-30 Woman raped and ruined by homosexuals 21:6-25 Amidst carnage virgins captured for wives

RUTH 3:6-9 To “hook” him as a husband, Ruth sleeps with Boaz. (4:9-10 Boaz buys Ruth)

I SAMUEL 1:5-11 Lord “shuts” & “opens” womb 2:8 ”The Lord … lifteth up the beggar from the dunghill” 2:22-23 Priests’ sons copulate at door of tabernacle 5:9-12 Philistines “smitten with emerods” (hemorrhoids) as punishment for stealing ark 6:1-5 To placate God, make golden hemorrhoids 18:25-27 200 foreskins gain David a king’s daughter 25:22,34 A subject never mentioned in sermons

II SAMUEL 3:7 Concubine hanky-panky 11:1-27 Uriah murdered so David can get his wife 12:11-12 Obscene performance to be viewed by all Israel 5:13 David had many wives, concubines Ch. 13 Amnon rapes his sister 16:20-22 Absalom rapes father’s concubines on rooftop 20:3 David imprisons concubines for above

I KINGS 1:1-4 Virgin as therapy for sick old man 3:16-28 2 “harlots” feud-sexist tale 11:1-10 Wise Solomon has wives and concubines galore, promiscuous with “many strange women” 14:10, 16:11, 21:21 A subject never mentioned in sermons

II KINGS 6:28-29 “So we boiled my son, and did eat him” 9:8 A subject never mentioned in sermons 9:30-37 Unspeakable assassination of Jezebel 23:7 Male houses of prostitution destroyed

I CHRONICLES 1:32-33 More concubines galore

II CHRONICLES 11:21 King had 18 wives & 60 concubines

ESTHER Ch.1-2 Sexual contest for new queen 1:11 Queen asked to “display” body for men

PSALMS 45:10-17 Wily seduction by promiscuous Solomon

PROVERBS 5:3 “Lips of strange woman” warning 7:5-27 Intemperate warnings of “strange” women 30:20 Adulteress “eateth, and wipeth her mouth”

SONG OF SOLOMON 5:4 Man touches woman’s “hole of the door” and “my bowels were moved for him” 8:8 Little sister has no breasts

ISAIAH 3:16 “the Lord will discover their secret parts” 9:20 Every man shall eat the flesh of his own arm 14:21-22 Slaughter children for fathers’ iniquity 16:11 Bible boast: “My bowels shall sound like an harp” 36:12 Eating dung and drinking piss

JEREMIAH 16:4 Grievous, obscene deaths

LAMENTATIONS 2:19-20 Something to lament 4:10 Women boil children for food

EZEKIEL

4:12-15 God says: Eat bread defiled with dung 5:8-10 What’s for dinner? 8:2 Lord’s loins make guest appearance 16:15 Fornications pour out 16:36-37 Their “filthiness poured out … ” 23:1-40 Grisly tale related of two sisters who are whores 23:20 Sex organs and ejaculate of harlot’s lovers compared to asses & horses Ch. 24 Lord orders lewd “woman” boiled into “scum” 29:7-8 God performs bloody castration via a sword

HOSEA 1:2-11 God tells Hosea to take whore to wife 2:1-15 Complications ensue (lewdly described)

NAHUM 3:4-6 Lord: “I will discover thy skirts upon thy face”

MALACHI 2:1-4 Angry god will spread feces on your faces

MATTHEW 5:27-30 A man may lust, but it’s not just 5:31-32 Man can divorce wife for fornication 19:3-9 Man who divorces and remarries is adulterer 19:12 Castrate yourself for Jesus 22:24 Woman must marry dead husband’s brother

LUKE 2:21 Eight day old Jesus is circumcised

ACTS 8:38 Eunuch baptized 15:24 Circumcision is not commandment 16:3 Paul circumcises adult

ROMANS 1:26-32 Gay man and lesbians “worthy of death”

I CORINTHIANS 6:18-20 Abstain from extramarital sex 7:1-40 To be more holy, refrain from sex wholly 7:18-19 If you’re not circumcised, stay that way

GALATIANS 5:1-4 Paul speaks against circumcision

I TIMOTHY 3:2,12 More than one wife OK, except for bishop

REVELATION 17:1-16 A drunken whore is stripped, eaten and burned

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