Your computer no longer “computes”, its just a barebones terminal to access a “virtual pc” in the cloud.

Good news, you don’t need to pay $1000 for a good laptop, all you need is this $50 windows machine that only runs a client that steams a live feed from MS Headquarters

Bad news, its a subscription, stop paying and you lose all files.

Wait a minute did you type a “Eat The Rich” document, sorry can’t have that, violates ToS, deleted.