Comment on I am serious, and don't call me Shirley
logicbomb@lemmy.world 1 day agoDid you know that, individually, under close examination, polar bear fur is made of tiny little clear, not white hairs. Each hair is an empty tube. It actually only appears white because each tube contains a white colored neurotoxin. That’s why you should never get close to a polar bear.
OpenStars@piefed.social 1 day ago
Yeah uh... THAT'S why. 🤯
emuspawn@geostationary.orbiting.observer 1 day ago
Yeah. Arctic Elephant in the room, a polar bear can keep you tied up for hours with droll stories about their latest dumb north pole vacation. No cares, Klaus! It's always just ice and snow and seal flesh and 'it was a cool time'! No one cares if you 'almost' ate a scientist, again.