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blargh513@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

It takes several years, many seasons, much sun and rain for such a magnificent vegetable to grow to maturity and be ripe for the harvest.

Unfortunately it tastes like ass, has the texture of twine and makes your piss stink.

Vile weed.

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wabasso@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago
I just need to know if you’ve given properly sautéed asparagus in olive oil and garlic a chance. If you’re basing this on mom’s boiled mush you need to give it a second chance.

Also I personally find it funny when I get to piss stinky piss. Like farts for my dick!

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- blargh513@sh.itjust.works ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago
  I tried many ways, my most successful was asparagus with a drizzle of olive oil, salt and pepper and a light dusting of Parmesan cheese. Put it in the broiler until the cheese gets a tan. Finish with a tiny sprinkle of really fancy balsamic vinegar.
  
  While it was an improvement, the texture was still not something I ever found acceptable.
  
  Also, if you’re using asparagus for smelly dick jokes, I am willing to withdraw my judgement.
  
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  - wabasso@lemmy.ca ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago
    Sweet recipe, I believe I’ve had it that way too. You have indeed stress tested asparagus.
    
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- OozingPositron@feddit.cl ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago
  Have you thought about getting a urinary tract infection? They make your urine smell extra funny!
  
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  - wabasso@lemmy.ca ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago
    Added to bucket list.
    
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prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago
You fucking what?

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