Until someone asks you to fly so as to save lil timmy or something. Eventually, they’re going to figure that out. Can’t keep faking all the existence of all the lil’ timmies you “rescued”.
Tell that to governments about climate change
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FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 1 day agoMind control is basically every power. Because if people believe something to be true, it is. Wanna fly, make the population think you just did. Invisible, same.
Until someone asks you to fly so as to save lil timmy or something. Eventually, they’re going to figure that out. Can’t keep faking all the existence of all the lil’ timmies you “rescued”.
Worst superpower? I donno, farting every time you blink.
Explosive snot. Rocket powered flatulence. Meidas Touch*.
*I mean think about it. You can’t live off gold. everythign you touch turns to gold, so no food for you. Also. No sex for you… cuz, like… yeah. on the plus side, all the plus side, you could have a gawdy collection of statues of all the people you don’t like.
phonics@lemmy.world 1 day ago
otter@lemmy.ca 1 day ago
Sorry Timmy, bad timing, we were being attacked by a giant space monster again
pennomi@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Mind control: Little Timmy never existed
FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Then they go through their photos at home, or even just see the video of Timmy’s last moment.
onslaught545@lemmy.zip 1 day ago
Mind control: they ignore Timmy in every photo.
phonics@lemmy.world 1 day ago
They’ll just think they are going crazy.
dbx12@programming.dev 1 day ago
And suddenly we have a new super villain.