Comment on hygiene
dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks agoI suggest a small alteration:
Start with 70% rubbing alcohol, set the chair on its side and soak then compress / scrub… fire.
Buy a new chair.
Wash your ass with soap.
Comment on hygiene
dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks agoI suggest a small alteration:
Start with 70% rubbing alcohol, set the chair on its side and soak then compress / scrub… fire.
Buy a new chair.
Wash your ass with soap.
finitebanjo@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Ah yes, the GOP solution.
dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
No, that would be telling you that the chair stinks because you haven’t rubbed ENOUGH shit into it and big clean is just trying to swindle you out of your money.
What I’ve described is the revolution solution.
finitebanjo@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
You sure about that? Burning the chair and buying a new one checks the GOP boxes:
The only thing missing is the big chair company going to your fundraisers and paying you to make people burn their chairs.
dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Ah I see. You weren’t making an allegory, you were being direct.
Sorry I didn’t mean to pique your ideological perspectives by suggesting to burn a chair from a totally different thread as a joke.