Comment on What is the magic diet for no-wipe poops?
Khanzarate@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Always gotta wipe, just in case, but I rarely actually need to. No idea what I’m doing right so here’s some facts about my diet
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I drink a gallon+ between straight water, coffee, and flavored sparkling water (no calorie, aspartame-sweetened)
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My breakfast is usually cereal with 1% milk or bacon and eggs once a week.
Ramen for lunch
Pizza or pasta for dinner, with a vegetable side
Fruits and whatnot are eaten intermittently as snacks.
Hope this helps I guess its not the best diet but I’m always regular.
over_clox@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Ramen itself gives me the shits…
thermal_shock@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Problem solved?
over_clox@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Not yet. I started boiling and pressing my Ramen into toilet paper though. Reduce, reuse, re-eat…
/s 😂🤣💩
flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Eventually that insoluble fiber becomes soluble, right?
Khanzarate@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Eat enough that your body gets used to it?
If I had to guess I’d say its based on the amount of water I drink, and maybe coffee poops keeping me regular, less about the diet itself.
Dunno for sure, but I do know I have been so regular it was a surprise when someone told me a bidet reduces toilet paper usage, because I just didn’t believe it could do so. That’s because it can’t in my case. Takes me about as long to poop as it does to pee. Wish I could tell you what exactly I’m doing right but something is right.