Comment on A boating ticket from the 1950’s. “No lights on boat. No beer on boat. Only one blonde.”
LillyPip@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
As a blonde, is this one per person or per boat? Do all us blondes need to fight to the death on the dock? Will there be betting? Can I bet if I participate? So many questions.
MarriedCavelady50@lemmy.ml 3 weeks ago
The implication wasn’t cool then. Never was
LillyPip@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
Eh, I (natural blonde) was never offended by these jokes.
One of my favourites:
A blonde is driving down the motorway when she spots another blonde in a boat in a wheat field, rowing with all her might but getting nowhere. Angered by the situation, she pulls over to give her a piece of her mind.
‘You idiot!’ she shouts. ‘You’re giving all us blondes a bad name! If I could swim, I’d come out there and kick your arse!’