The computer is unfortunately down, you will need to call our toll free line to get in touch with a live representative…. After being queued through our patent pending AI filtration system (hosted by Amazon web services!) to properly sort your query all before sitting on hold listening to Nickleback and Benson Boone songs on shuffle/repeat
ExploitedAmerican@lemmy.world 3 days ago
The computer is unfortunately down, you will need to call our toll free line to get in touch with a live representative…. After being queued through our patent pending AI filtration system (hosted by Amazon web services!) to properly sort your query all before sitting on hold listening to Nickleback and Benson Boone songs on shuffle/repeat
crandlecan@mander.xyz 3 days ago
You’re enjoying this waaaaay too much… Kinda sus
ExploitedAmerican@lemmy.world 3 days ago
Whatever do you mean friendly fellow hooman 🤖