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Why do you jerk off before the opera? Is it opera etiquette?
No, you’ve got it all wrong. It’s good opera etiquette to jerk off at the opera to show that you’re enjoying it. Etiquette doesn’t demand the preopera wank; it’s just so you have better endurance for your proper opera wank.
And of course it gives you a good second use for the opera binoculars
Brings a whole new meaning to Tossca.
Canonical_Warlock@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
No, you’ve got it all wrong. It’s good opera etiquette to jerk off at the opera to show that you’re enjoying it. Etiquette doesn’t demand the preopera wank; it’s just so you have better endurance for your proper opera wank.
echodot@feddit.uk 3 weeks ago
And of course it gives you a good second use for the opera binoculars
Codpiece@feddit.uk 3 weeks ago
Brings a whole new meaning to Tossca.