No, you’ve got it all wrong. It’s good opera etiquette to jerk off at the opera to show that you’re enjoying it. Etiquette doesn’t demand the preopera wank; it’s just so you have better endurance for your proper opera wank.
Heh, now I am. I don’t really have sympathy in this case, its a first world problem: I tattooed my whole face now I’m grumbling that facial recognition doesn’t work.
Asetru@feddit.org 3 weeks ago
Imagine having to “get ready” for jerking off like others do before the opera.
Codpiece@feddit.uk 3 weeks ago
Why do you jerk off before the opera? Is it opera etiquette?
Canonical_Warlock@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
No, you’ve got it all wrong. It’s good opera etiquette to jerk off at the opera to show that you’re enjoying it. Etiquette doesn’t demand the preopera wank; it’s just so you have better endurance for your proper opera wank.
echodot@feddit.uk 3 weeks ago
And of course it gives you a good second use for the opera binoculars
Codpiece@feddit.uk 3 weeks ago
Brings a whole new meaning to Tossca.
BCsven@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
Heh, now I am. I don’t really have sympathy in this case, its a first world problem: I tattooed my whole face now I’m grumbling that facial recognition doesn’t work.