Comment on Chinese researchers suggest lasers and sabotage to counter Musk’s Starlink satellites

Quazatron@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

• meyotch@slrpnk.net ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Three questions actually.

  Can we use it for porn?

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  • axEl7fB5@lemmy.cafe ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    i bet theres an xkcd for this

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    • AdamEatsAss@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      That’s always the 4th question

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    • ksigley@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Seconded.

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  • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    “Can I fuck it?”

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    • muusemuuse@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      If you’re brave enough, anything is a dildo.

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  • squaresinger@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I’m sure Satlink has been extensively trialled for that use too.

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  • Quazatron@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    This leads to the question of where I can find rule 34 of this.

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    • HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Everywhere but the EU

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    • meyotch@slrpnk.net ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Watch these satellites get DESTROYED by an invader!

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