Oh my God, is this a script except? I honestly thought you might be insane until the “(to miss)”
Always be shitting does sound familiar…
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TempermentalAnomaly@lemmy.world 2 days agoA-B-S. A-always, B-be, S-shitting. Always be shitting! Always be shitting!! A-I-D-A. Attention, interest, decision, action. Attention – do I have your attention? Interest – are you interested? I know you are because it’s shit or walk. You shit or you hit the bricks! Decision – have you made your decision for Christ?!! And action. A-I-D-A; get out there!! You got the turtlehead comin’ out; you think they came out to take a look around? Guy doesn’t sit on the toilet unless he wants to shit. Sitting there waiting to deliver the goods! Are you gonna take it? Are you man enough to take it? (to Moss) What’s the problem pal?
Oh my God, is this a script except? I honestly thought you might be insane until the “(to miss)”
Always be shitting does sound familiar…
I modified Alec Baldwin’s “Always Be Closing” speech from Glengarry Glenross. If you haven’t seen it, it’s good.
Ok, so I just made up always be shitting as definitely being a thing. Damnit. It felt so real.
Thanks for the rec though!
Great movie. I haven’t seen it, but Bill Burr, Bob Odenkirk, Kieran Culkin, and Michael McKean were just recently in a Broadway run of it. I can’t imagine it being anything short of amazing.
klugerama@lemmy.world 2 days ago
PUT…THE TP…DOWN! TP is for SHITTERS.