Comment on Humans can be tracked with unique 'fingerprint' based on how their bodies block Wi-Fi signals

ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

• INHALE_VEGETABLES@aussie.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Your poo time has expired and your pay is docked. Flushing will cost 50 dollars for the next week. Get back to work

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  • Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    You get poo time? That’s socialism!

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    • i_dont_want_to@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      All time is poo time when you’re close to the boss’s desk

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  • SGG@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Please drink a verification laxative?

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  • muusemuuse@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Strange. Shitting on your bosses desk is still free. Hmm. Interesting loophole.

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