Comment on Does farting make you lighter or heavier ?

• givesomefucks@lemmy.world ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  If it’s lighter than air, it’s lifting you while it’s inside of you…

  If it’s not there, it’s not lifting you, and you’re heavier.

  Think of a balloon that is so old it doesn’t rise anymore. It just stays neutrally bouyant. In this case it’s even less than that. It is a completely and totally negligible amount of difference. But while holding a fart you’re technically a very shitty balloon.

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  • Zwuzelmaus@feddit.org ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    But while holding a fart you’re technically a very shitty balloon.

    But you don’t know at what immmmense pressure I can hold my farts!

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    • jerkface@lemmy.ca ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      There is a limit beyond which it will simply dissolve into your blood stream.

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