Comment on Yes, salesperson. Please fondle my underwear before I buy it. And judge me for what I choose.
BradleyUffner@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Who do you think puts merchandise on the shelves in the first place?
Also, these locked cases may be stupid, but let’s not pretend that 30 other customers didn’t touch your undies back before they started using them either.
ramble81@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
Not to mention they’re in a plastic bag, so they’re not “fondling” them. That’s a childish take there. “Omg they drank out of the same cup…. That’s an indirect kiss!”
centipede_powder@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Not nearly as bad as “You indirectly kissed your Dad because you both sucked your moms nipples.”