You probably wanted to show off how smart you are, but instead you showed that you can’t even talk to people without help of your favourite slop bucket.
It didn’t answer my curiosity about what came first, but it solidified my conviction that your brain is cooked all the way, probably beyond repair. I would say you need to seek professional help, but at this point you would interpret it as needing to talk to the autocomplete, and it will cook you even more.
It started funny, but I feel very sorry for you now, and it sucked all the humour out.