Comment on Tesla loses $68 billion in value after Elon Musk says he is launching a political party
ArmchairAce1944@discuss.online 1 week ago
Can we skip to the good part where is 100% bankrupt and no other billionaire bails him out and he ends up being arrested by a rookie cop doing his first drug arrest as Elon nearly ODs on illegal street ketamine and literally no one in the legal system cares when he is given a life sentence?
captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 1 week ago
I’d settle for “dies a 90 hour non-instrument rated private pilot flying the Beech Debonair he just bought VFR into IMC by slamming into a hillside trying to fly under a 300 foot ceiling.”
NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 1 week ago
I have a message. Elon Musk’s plane was shot down over the Sea of Japan. It spun in. There were no survivors.