But if you live long enough it’s all new again! Favorite lines from Andy Huggins, 74-year old standup comic:

“Went to the doctor to see if I had arthritis. Turns out I have early onset rigor mortis.”

“The great thing about dating women my age is I don’t have to meet their parents.”

“Anybody ever drop their phone in the toilet? I did that, so I put it in a bag of rice.
Anybody ever drop a bag of rice in the toilet?”