How much could one banana cost? Five dollars?
Comment on They are so clueless they don't realize that this just pisses everyone off. Shove your banana
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 4 days ago
People just don’t want to work no more, so you got to give them snacks to keep them engaged.
Here’s an idea, lower your profits by 15%, triple everyone’s pay, and watch them all walk in whistling a happy tune every morning.
Or, y’know, give them a banana. That should work just as well.
scottrepreneur@lemmy.world 4 days ago
GreenCrunch@lemmy.today 3 days ago
Sorry folks. Because of the banana handouts, the company is short on cash for the quarter, so there will be no bonuses or raises.
Inaminate_Carbon_Rod@lemmy.world 3 days ago
Companies paying their workers minimum wage
Companies also complaining that “no one has any disposable income anymore”
#JustCapitalismThings