I’d just shoot doem down with FLAC cannons
Comment on xkcd #3107: Weather Balloons
tate@lemmy.sdf.org 3 weeks agoAll the fighter jets in the world couldn’t make a tiny dent in one trillion balloons.
SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 3 weeks ago
ayyy@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Good idea using the Free Lossless Audio Codec that will sound way better than mp3 when the balloons all pop.
Deceptichum@quokk.au 3 weeks ago
Not if we build it one trillion of them.
Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
What about this? Image
tate@lemmy.sdf.org 3 weeks ago
It looks like the dart took out about a half dozen lights and a dozen people in about two seconds, so let’s say 10 strikes per second. At that rate it would take 10^11 seconds to pop a trillion balloons. That’s more than 3000 years!
Of course I did say “make a tiny dent,” but even to eliminate 0.1% of the balloons would take the dart 3 years. One trillion is a number that we use a lot, for example talking about the US national debt, but it is not an ordinary number that lends itself to intuitive understanding. Even a billion is hard to grasp intuitively.
Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Let’s just light the atmosphere on fire. Sounds like the quickest solution. Surely there can’t be any downsides.