They likely have the data to show it didn’t move at all. Eg it wasn’t on your person.
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NikkiDimes@lemmy.world 1 month agoLeave it on at home.
“Your honor, as you can see from my mobile device location history, I never even left my house that day.”
Not that that’ll actually work or that they’ll care, but still…
ChairmanMeow@programming.dev 1 month ago
weariedfae@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
You underestimate how much of a couch potato I am. Not moving is normal lol.
ChairmanMeow@programming.dev 1 month ago
Even sitting on a couch moves your phone more than simply laying on a table. They can use accelerometer data to determine how, if at all, it moved.
Zentron@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
For that , someone mentioned a roomba or straping it to a dogs collar…
KingPorkChop@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
If I’m sitting on the couch, the phone is not on me. It’s on the table next to me or on a counter somewhere. I don’t even always look at it if I get a message. Sometimes I’ll wait hours after I get a message to read it.
JayDee@lemmy.sdf.org 1 month ago
Put a harness on your put and put it on the harness. Boom, instant spoofing.
MangoCats@feddit.it 1 month ago
Movement data shows that you scratch your fleas a lot, you should do something about that.
Patch@feddit.uk 1 month ago
Ask a non-protesting friend or family member to take it with them about their daily routine?
I’m sure my mum would be happy to look after my phone for a day if it meant getting one over on three authorities. And if anyone asks, I’m just a good son who likes to hang out with his mum.
biggerbogboy@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Even better, have your tv on the whole time, so if the tv sends telemetry data that’s also linked to the phone, it’ll show you were at home the whole time.
Vanilla_PuddinFudge@infosec.pub 1 month ago
“I let my landlord borrow my car, though. He said it was important.”