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“Welcome back! ReLife Corporation has spared you from the afterlife! Your reconstruction fee is a mere 450,000,000 credits. Please proceed to the Debt Servicers department and then the career fair down the hall!”

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JackbyDev@programming.dev ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago
Can’t wait to see the “pro choice” and “pro life” debates about forcibly resurrecting people.

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vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago
Immediately murders the closest person to see what happens

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- janus2@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago
  Strength/athletics check.
  
  Success: you kill the person. The coordinator presses a button and a smart restraining net robot launches from the ceiling and pins you down. “Congratulations! You’ve been identified as a prime candidate for a military career. You’re going to need that pay boost, because unfortunately we’ll have to charge part of that technician’s reconstruction fee to your tab.” You feel a needle pierce your neck and your vision goes dark.
  
  Failure: The technician manages to pin you down until a smart restraining net is deployed to hold you. “Congratulations! You’ve been identified as a prime candidate for a law enforcement career. We like that kind of fighting spirit for keeping criminals off our streets.” You feel a needle pierce your neck and your vision goes dark.
  
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  - vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago
    I cast Ketemine Ape.
    
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