Comment on Luv Me Chips, 'ate Seagulls...
petrol_sniff_king@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 days agoI’ve given light bonks to my wife before. It’s a shame the judge won’t see reason.
Comment on Luv Me Chips, 'ate Seagulls...
petrol_sniff_king@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 days agoI’ve given light bonks to my wife before. It’s a shame the judge won’t see reason.
deaf_fish@midwest.social 2 days ago
Thanks for self reporting your spousal abuse I guess.
petrol_sniff_king@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 days ago
Hey! You’re supposed to be on our side!
The wife-beater bird-beater consortium will hear about this.
deaf_fish@midwest.social 2 days ago
What is happening right now? Are you writing a book? Is this roll play?
You know, if you have some information or an augment against my point. You can just say it. Wrapping it in sarcasm or whatever that last post was, doesn’t help me and others understand what you are getting at. Also, it doesn’t make you look very good.
petrol_sniff_king@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 days ago
Look, man. I just talked to Chris Brown. He told me you will be sanctioned and put into the bonk-pit for 21 days for being a bird lover. That is, unless you can post a video of you bonking a bird right now to prove you aren’t a traitor to our cause.
You can email it to wife.keeps.stealing.my.chips@birdwatchers.com