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• Phoenicianpirate@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Stop with the classy French French! I want vulgar Canadian French.

  “Ahh tabernack! T’es une vrai p’tite pute! T’fesse va ê’re plein de ma cum comme u’poutine!”

  “Mais fuck you! Plus vite MAINTENANT… OUAI YEAH! COMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEE ÇÇÇÇÇAAAAA!!! Fuck me t’as une monstre cock!”

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  • FireIced@lemmy.super.ynh.fr ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    O.M.G

    That would block me instantly but I would have a good laugh

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• Damaskox@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I’ll assume that “oui” is “yes”. The rest…umm…

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  • bss03@infosec.pub ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    “tres bien” is “very good”

    “si vous plait” is like “please”

    “plus fort” is like “more strength”

    I’ve never studied or learned French, but you can pick up some of this stuff from “throwaway” French in other context and the etymology shared with other languages.

    So, basically just the stock U.S. porn phrase translated to French.

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    • Fillicia@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      I’d argue that “plus fort” would mean “harder” in this context but I’m not an expert

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      • FireIced@lemmy.super.ynh.fr ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        😏 this guy knows

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      • bss03@infosec.pub ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        Agreed. I tend toward more literal translations for instruction/explanation – it made things stick better for me when learning Spanish. But, yes, in context “harder” is a definitely a more useful translation.

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