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Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 2 weeks agoI think knives are a good idea. Big, fuck-off shiny ones. Ones that look like they could skin a crocodile. Knives are good, because they don’t make any noise, and the less noise they make, the more likely we are to use them. Shit 'em right up. Makes it look like we’re serious. Guns for show, knives for a pro.
the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
That’s not a noif this is a noif
Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Close…ish